My t-shirts arrived last week and I decided to take one to my man at my favorite auto parts store...

Me: Hey Jeff! I brought you something.
Jeff: Whoa! That's neat! Who did those for you?
Me: I did the logo and the layout myself. My friends at 803 had the printing done.
Jeff: You did the logo and everything? That's cool. How's the blasting business going?
Me: Well it hasn't started yet because I'm waiting on the weather to warm to finish putting a cutom pearl and metal flake paint job on my equipment.
Jeff: That's cool. Who is painting it for you?
Me: I'm painting it myself.
Jeff: ...
Me: I'm making a 4 barrel intake and new exhaust system for my Chevy today.
Jeff: ...
Me: The parts for the airbag suspension should be in later this week.
Jeff: That sounds like a lot hard work.
Me: Naw, it will be fun. It all works out well because my new video game software project should be ramping up after that. By then, I should have all my blasting equipment finally ready too.

At that point another customer came up and we said our goodbyes. After I left the store, I recalled the conversation and realized that some people must think I'm the biggest bullshitter in the universe... or that I'm a total lunatic. I don't care, I'm having a ball and the proof will be in the pudding!