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The Armoury

Pick your opponent.

Every company page holds a ranked arsenal: legal levers, escalation paths, magic words, and the contact channels that actually answer. Rankings come from verified outcomes reported by people who used them. Win your fight, report back, and the next person walks in better armed.

14,002 complaints hit the telco ombudsman in a single quarter, and that's one industry. Most people complain once, get stonewalled, and give up. The armoury exists so the next person doesn't. The numbers →

Telco & internet

Energy

Banking & credit

Insurance

Airlines & travel

Retail

Not seeing your opponent? Start with the letter that works against anyone →